I have no idea why I keep getting kicked out of my online triplet mom support groups.
Clearly it's a conspiracy against me, I tell ya.
Triplets Plus One = Four Times The Fun: Daily life in a crazy household with four triplets and two crazy parents.
OH MY GOSH! I just laughed so hard at your video!!! You are so freaking funny. I love it. Thanks for making my laugh today, I needed it.
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Thanks, I needed that! I laughed out loud! How did you keep a straight face?!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteI love this, but I'm in desperate need of some context. I shall stalk this post (and google)until I can figure out the original story...
ReplyDeleteIt was just a typical online flamewar. The original poster wanted advice on keeping her babies ears from rolling back while sleeping. She then added that she currently has her babies sleeping in boppies in cribs. Then about 10 people told her don't do that because her babies might suffocate, at which point 10 other people jumped in and insisted that people "not judge" her sleeping choices. At which point she pointed out that sleeping in boppies are safe for her children because she lives overseas and has 24/7 help. Then people called each other names and then five more posts were made in the name of "peace" and then someone added that everyone should block everyone, specifically nasty triplet moms who post pictures of themselves drinking alcohol with their babies. I wasn't even involved in it. I just made the video because it was so stupid.
DeleteOh, and let's not forget the end of the flamewar, which always involves a flounce and someone "leaving the group cuz THAT'S IT."
DeleteI totally saw the original post and skipped over that since I thought it was kind of a silly question. That's what I get for not reading carefully. I hate it when I miss the good stuff!
DeleteHey, it's ok for babies to do things like that in other countries, apparently they don't sue (and get away with it) the manufacturers for their stupidity when someone dies like we do here.
ReplyDeleteThe voice you use in this video makes me want to wrap saran wrap around my head and then put a bag over my head for good measure. ~CRINGE~
ReplyDeleteThe Church Lady voice is for "special" people.
DeleteHaha!...at first I thought that was your real voice. But I wised up quick as soon as you started in teaching us how to keep a baby's ears flat.
Deletehilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteIn "Shut-the-fuck-up-istan" OMG I laughed and I LAUGHED!!!! LOVE IT!!!! And.. really? REALLY?!?! Deformed ears? LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! I love this blog. More vlogs from you!! Please!?!
ReplyDeleteLana.
You are TOO much! Love it!
ReplyDeletehaha -- "shutthefuckupistan". brilliant!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha! Love it!
ReplyDeleteI needed a good laugh today. That was awesome. Thanks!! -Tess
ReplyDeletemore VLOGS from the laundry room- i mean, office.... more more more!!
ReplyDeleteSo, I really thought you were going to take a pen and puncture holes at the nostrils so baby could breathe. But then you put a plastic bag over the head and I died laughing. And then you told me where you live and I died again. Thanks =)
ReplyDeleteI demand a YouTube channel! All vlogs from you, all the time!
ReplyDeleteI am so glad someone is finally tackling the tough issue of ear deformaties. Very informative.
ReplyDeletehilarious!!! next time you should host the Oscars!!! :-)
ReplyDeleteToo freaking funny!
ReplyDeleteI had to clean Chinese food off my screen. lololol
ReplyDeleteYou are truly a sick, sick woman :) and I am so glad!!!
ReplyDeletePlease can I be your frenemy? That was brilliant!!
ReplyDeleteOMG woman, did you just drop the deformed baby on the floor???? Hahahah
ReplyDeleteIt’s like we have the same brain! I’ve been using saran wrap to pin back my baby’s ears for several months now. I have tried the plastic-bag-over- the- head a few times, but found it wasn’t really necessary. Just made the baby all sweaty. But I have to ask, how do you deal with all the indentations and creases the saran wrap makes on the baby’s face? I can never get the saran wrap to wrap around my baby’s head and face all smooth and nice, and when my precious darling wakes up, he has a bunch of creases in his face, which kind of defeats the purpose of wrapping his ears so as to have the perfect looking child, don’t ya think?
ReplyDeleteKendra
why don't you iron the wrinkles out of the baby's face after you remove the saran wrap?
DeleteExcellent advice. I would also recommend checking on the size of dad's ears before reproducing with him. I got three little elves out of our arrangement. I didn't know about the Saran Wrap trick yet. Oh well!
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing so hard!!! Needed that today! Oh you trip me out!
ReplyDelete-Christy in FL
Shutthifuckupistan!!! *LMAO*
ReplyDeleteI'm sure they have good oil reserves there......
This is hysterical! I bet we see it on the evening news :-)
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